For ladies who are not withered by their old age, but embrace and celebrate all the freedoms that cronedom brings. 

Modelled by my flamboyant friend Pen. She's someone who can dance nimbly between the technical demands of a squillion pound photography shoot and the physical demands of a hexagonally shaped ball pit with her young son.

Like so many professional mothers, she has a brain split like the pie in a Trivia Pursuit game. Some of us lose half the pieces, and some, like Pen display a knack for facing in all six direction at once. She doesn't drop the ball, or miss the meeting or burn the supper or lose the forms... The side of her that's all play and bubble-blowing and bath time can dress for cocktails in the blink of an eye. The side that prepares film quotes can break off to rewire the microwave. Funny, handy, brainy, chatty. A bit wacky. Not batty. 

The type is hand weeded using a flock vinyl onto cotton t shirts, which is damn fiddly I can tell you!  We can also do larger size, and long arms in some colours.

We are happy to hand write gift messages onto V&A cards on request.

IMPORTANT I print these t shirts to order as I don't want to hold any stock that isn't being used. As it is a bespoke make, I cannot issue refunds or exchanges if sizes are ordered incorrectly. Here is a chest size guide which I'd urge you to check before placing your order so the garment doesn't go to waste. Many thanks.

UK size 10 (small) = 30 inch chest

UK size 12 (medium) = 33 inch chest

UK size 14 (large) = 35 inch chest

UK size 14 (XL) = 37 inch chest

UK size 16 (XXL ) = 39 inch chest

larger and smaller sizes are available on request.

We love to see you photos, so if you upload any images of this t shirt, please remember to tag us @twistdtwee and use tags #oldgirlpower and #happyhags. 

WE CAN PRINT THIS DESIGN ONTO YOUR OWN CLOTHES

Of course you can buy this t shirt as a new garment, but we also offer the option of up-cycling your existing clothing. Just send us items you already own and let us give them a refresh with this design. We can print onto tops, skirts, trousers  jumpers, leggings and scarves providing they are predominantly cotton and the fabric is fairly smooth.

The price is the same as for a new garment as it covers the cost of special tracked return postage.

So if you have a much loved but bedraggled fave, why not let our Clothing Hospital rejuvenate it and make it splendid again. Please just email [email protected].